Upskirt-ed at Hilton KL

Yesterday was the 1st time owner took me to Hilton. All the way there from Puchong was as smooth as water flows until got stuck by trash (traffic) at Jalan Travers’s turning junction  along Jalan Bangsar. This junction alone took up 40% of total time used from Bandar Bukit Puchong to Hilton KL. Insane betul niii.

In order to go into the parking space at Hilton, I was made to stop just at the entrance not to wait for the printing of parking ticket but to get upskirt-ed by 2 Bangladesh security guards. They put mirror and don’t know what under me from front to back, right to left, ishh… They examined everything under my skirting for at least 30sec. Why they need so long to see what under people’s skirt one? So pissed and shy lar.

While in the car park, this big ass Toyota Harrier decided to park beside me and he is so tall beside me. The lady inside him had to ‘look down’ at me :( hmmph… But not far from where I was park, I saw this striking handsome dude. He’s so stylish and fine-looking, isn’t he? awww…. I like. @AirtrekT told me he parked just beside him last week at Centerpoint but I didn’t see him that night.

You know what, owner took his picture that make him look like a frog with big head. hehehe. Wonder if @ericyong77 and @Jaclynchew dare to sit in this frog look a like car. LOL.

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First Wet Intimacy *Wink*

MySillycarAfter @AirtrekT said we got our natural shower from Allah yesterday, I was wondering how my weekend going to be. Will I be clean, will I be pretty or will I be just some awful dirty looking car AGAIN…

However, it turn out that today is a nice, good, awesome, great day. Owner has been slow going lately as you may know from his blog, out of sudden, he just came out from the house and gave me complete shower. We had wet intimacy for the very 1st time and he touched me all over while cleaning me up. I felt so loved.

He now knows every single injury I have like scratches, dents, dropping skirting which was caused during rape incident & lots more. Well, a good start but I don’t think he’d do this often as after washing me up, he looks like he’s going to die hehehe what an old man.

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Weather

One thing I really hate about this kind of weather, sekejap panas sekejap hujan (sunny and rainy). It make me really dirrrrrty. I hate. Furthermore, owner will not wash me at this kind of weather. He thinks it’s just waste of money. Arrrghhh FML.

Just now, I parked just behind a sparkling shines black Lancer and she is so black as if the purest breed of Negro and I was just like the teeth with some meal leftover stuck all over it. So unfair. Why this lancer got such good treatment from her owner and I don’t?

Since It’s new year, I also want to have resolution and dreams. I wish that I can have daily shower and spa treatment on a weekly basis. I will not complain if I can have steam bath for my interior and some nice massage on my body on alternate week. By thinking of it also make me feel happy dy. awwhhhh…. hehe. Do you think this will materialize? I think I doubt so too.. :-(

Okay lar. I want to rest dy. hmmpph.

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My 1st Day of 2010

First day of 2010, I was basically on half day leave and I got to relax and chill at home while owner went out in @suzyganas with his friend. My day started when the sun sets. Suddenly I feel like I’m vampire already, blood… blood is what I crave for. Oppss too much nonsense.

My first drive of the year was fetching Emo@fireangel for dinner with the #porkgang. At the meet up point, that big size Gwailou and @suzyganas’s owner hopped into me as well. OMG I actually felt so heavy issh… Furthermore, the road heading to the fish farm restaurant at Hulu Langat was actually so terrible as if it is the worst sloping concrete rally track ever.  My owner went there before and he definitely knew the road condition and I wonder why he still insisted of driving me there hmmph… stupid betul (real) lar. I felt numbness all over my feet on that super bumpy 500m route and I wonder how’s the buttock of my passengers.

Going home was fun though. That Gwailou drove me in such high rev that make me so stimmm and eventually my owner got to test out my performance against @Mr2lan (MR2 Turbo) on an empty LDP. It was awesome that I could be fast enough to keep up while my feet was actually on the move. But after the slowing down on smart tag lane, fart of MR2 was the only thing I could get to smell. Power differences… Haiz…

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The Last Week of 2009 n I Emo

2 days ago, while changing lane, owner almost got me into a Vios ass. I don’t like whatever ass lar ewwww… lucky traffic was slow moving on LDP. But it was all good later the night as I got to meet up with Fatty Gti, Mafia Airtrek and also MR2 Lan when our owner had their balls hitting session. There were this Porsche 911 turbo drop by later and make us all so in shame. That’s why me not moving near him at all.

Me emo for past 2 days because this stupid owner of mine knows that I’m covered with dirt n dust yet don’t want to get me a nice shower. I hate him already. I thought that today is the last day of the year and he will get me a proper clean up and make me ‘piao piao liang liang’ (pretty in mandarin) for the new year this afternoon but he went out in a kancil for lunch instead. Why he can be so like that oneeeeeeeeeeeee. He better know what I feel now else I refuse to ignite and let him walk home then only he will feel the pain. ishhh… stupid fella.

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Fluid Replenishment Satisfaction

This morning at the petrol station, owner stuck the nozzle into my hole and released the fluid into me which felt so good… hmm…. I’m so full and satisfied. Hello, I’m talking about refilling petrol ok. 41.7 liters of RON95 filled me up and I think I can only take 45 liters max.

With combination of 30% normal highway drive, 30% hardcore roaring chase and 60% of normal day to day city drive, I drank approximately 1 liter for every 10km. In other way of saying, for every kilometer I move, I burn RM 0.17sen off my owner’s pocket on RON95. I’m still a very considerate drinker right? I bet that @Hairtrek own by that white guy will at least consume 20% more fluid than I do.

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End of Christmas Weekend, Fuel Also End

You know what, it’s weird that I can just feel what is inside my owner when his butt sat on me. That’s the way of connection. I felt some feeling that I don’t think I should disclose here. Lucky Jac and Eric joined him for movie.

Ok, my owner’s feeling rubbish apart, in normal circumstances, my voice consider quite polite one. But yesterday owner make me went fast that I need to roar like a tiger. Consequences is, I’m super thirsty now. Not sure if I can make it to the refill station tomorrow morning. However, it is good also that owner need to fill me up else he will definitely forgot to buy his breakfast again.

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A Place For Me Voices Finally

Finally got place for me to roar, talk I mean. Also, to adhere to the trend, I got a twitter account too. You may stalk me at @mysillycar.

My owner brought me home about a month ago and basically his nightmare begins after that. Will tell you the story bit by bit when free. You may check out the summary written by my owner by clicking here. As for now, wanna rant something about yesterday.

My owner’s mood was not in good condition and he didn’t want to stay at home, therefore, he went out with his friends declared themselves as porkgang. What a name right? Well, that’s not my business anyway. Among them, got this fellow who drive a Golf GTI and he’s basically like a walking GPS. So by default, he led the way most of the time. But this blardy hell drove like mad most of the time caused my owner need to try very hard to keep up with him. I’m only 1.8L NA and that GTI is 2.0L Turbo for gods sake.

I was transporting 3 and that GTI got 4 in it, yet giving me problem keeping up, isshhh shameful lar. Furthermore that GTI driver definitely heavier than my owner and it had Fatty on it. I assume that someone call Fatty should be heavy enough right? hmm… I was so happy when my owner and his friend KY showed that GTI’s driver their middle finger. happy happy.

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